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Dairy Queen Killer

I must apologize to the woman driving the black mustang in the Dairy Queen drive through. Let me explain, it's been a while since I have been to that particular DQ and I thought I didn't have to turn for another block. Then you suddenly braked and started getting over to turn. It was then that I realized that I needed to turn there as well. Your next maneuver did perplex me a little. After you immediately drove through the drive through without ordering anything; I thought you had missed a turn and were just using the parking lot to turn around. But after I ordered I noticed you were not heading back the way you came. While I was waiting for my order I looked behind me and to my surprise you were there. This made me wonder to my self, "what mental process caused you to pull into DQ not order anything, leave, and immediately come back and order". I an only assume that I had a ice-cream-crazed look on my face that made you think that I would kill for ice cream. Perhaps you thought that I had a cross bow in my trunk and you were going to fall victim to road rage inspired vigilante justice. Then again it could just be that you are on a diet and had second thoughts about getting fast food but then you were able to rationalize "just one more blizzard. I can stop when ever I want."

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